Definitions by Jase Veenman

lmfaoolmf 

LMFAOOLMF

Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud Mother Fucker(s)

Acronym by Jason Veenman needs no further explanation

You cheated on me now i date a supermodel.... LMFAOOLMF

ACRONYM for Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker

lmfaoolmf by Jase Veenman February 8, 2024

supercalifragilisticexpialidumbass

supercalifragilisticexpialidumbass:

The ultimate “dumbass”

You would have to be a supercalifragilisticexpialidumbass to steal that much money from the Russian Mob you idiot! I hope die the sake of your children your life insurance is paid up!

And … I am ooooooout’a here !

By Jason Veenman

supercalifragilisticexpialidumbass by Jase Veenman July 12, 2021

supercalifragilisticexpialidipshit 

supercalifragilisticexpialidipshit:

The ultimate “dip shit”

By Jason Veenman

Did you see that supercalifragilisticexpialidipshit trying to hit on my girlfriend ? He didn’t even have the decency to ask if she was single and the natural extension question was I her boyfriend! I mean we were holding hands for goodness sake. What a dip shit !

supercalifragilisticexpialidipshit by Jase Veenman July 12, 2021

i'vegotaphone 

I'vegotaphone iphone
I have-got-an-i'vegotaphone (iphone)
I'vegotaphones are owned by i'vegotaphoners

Rod: Hey Dave, nice i'vegotaphone.
Dave: newest model mate.
Rod: shit hot mate!

Good deal.

i'vegotaphone by Jase Veenman May 26, 2019