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Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
Get the Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) mug.Pinhead that believes their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
How many Obamanites does it take to screw in a light bulb... none... they'll sit on their fat lazy asses and wait for someone else to do it for them...
I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
I suppose the Obamanites are succeeding in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 2, 2009
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by Jared L. Ohlinger March 10, 2008
Get the Lame Duck McCain mug.The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...
The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...
by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008
Get the Political Paparazzi mug.Group of pinheads that believe their candidates rhetoric of "Hope" and "Change" mean something when in reality his platform consists of hoping he can change something... anything...
The Obamanites showed up in full force at the caucuses to attempt to coerce... manipulate... and intimidate their candidate to a Presidential nomination...
I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
I suppose the Obamanites are succeededing in "changing" the "hope" America had for a new dawning to the dreaded hell of a second Carter Presidency...
by Jared L. Ohlinger June 14, 2008
Get the Obamanites mug.Yeah... did you hear about Larry... he went to the project to score a bag of weed... but got chased out by the cops before he could find anything for being W.I.T.H.
by Jared L. Ohlinger September 1, 2009
Get the W.I.T.H. mug.Did you see the sweet TeaShirts the Libertarians have up on their website... I can't wait to until mine gets here so I can put it on and get my picture taken while I'm TeaBagging a progressieve bastard...
by Jared L. Ohlinger December 29, 2009
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