JannRickles 's definitions

Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

by JannRickles September 14, 2022

Philips HDR612

The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.

How the hell is all of my other shit destroyed, but my Philips HDR612 works?

by JannRickles December 21, 2025

Cyan

A Blueish Green Character From Among Us.

I Just saw Cyan Vent
Cyan Sus
Vote Cyan
Cyan is The Impostor.

by JannRickles December 23, 2020

cacas

The Latin word for “shit.”

Bro, I had a metric fuck ton of cacas that just came out of my ass!

by JannRickles March 11, 2023

AT&T

The most greedy ISP ever! Buys and ruins other companies and will not expand their network while discontinuing it to others.

“Hey James! Did you hear about AT&T being so greedy after buying DirecTV?”
“Yeah! They are just a bunch of assholes!”

by JannRickles March 30, 2023

Aztek

An Ugly Pontiac sold from 2001-2005

Regular Car Reviews:
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"

by JannRickles July 12, 2021

Kenosha Cadillac

Any car that came out of the AMC/Chrysler plant in Kenosha, WI.

I'm driving an AMC Pacer which is also known as the "Kenosha Cadillac!"

by JannRickles November 20, 2022