JannRickles 's definitions

Lexi Bonner

A 14 year old girl who punched an 8 year old boy on Snapchat.

Hi, I am Lexi Bonner, and I am going to beat this boy up so much. I don’t care what is wrong with him. (Friends laugh).

by JannRickles April 15, 2024

floriphobia

The fear of Florida.

Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”

John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”

by JannRickles March 7, 2025

Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.

MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!

by JannRickles September 14, 2022

Fish Love

A very weird answer on Wheel of Fortune.

"You know, sometimes the acoustics are bad and I thought I heard you say, Fish Love."

by JannRickles September 13, 2022

AT&T

The most greedy ISP ever! Buys and ruins other companies and will not expand their network while discontinuing it to others.

“Hey James! Did you hear about AT&T being so greedy after buying DirecTV?”
“Yeah! They are just a bunch of assholes!”

by JannRickles March 30, 2023

cacas

The Latin word for “shit.”

Bro, I had a metric fuck ton of cacas that just came out of my ass!

by JannRickles March 11, 2023

X Post

What we have to call tweets now after the enshittification of the platform done by Elon Musk.

Mark: I’m going to tweet this funny picture!
Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.

by JannRickles November 14, 2025