JannRickles 's definitions

Aztek

An Ugly Pontiac sold from 2001-2005

Regular Car Reviews:
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"

by JannRickles July 12, 2021

allroad

An Unreliable Sh*tbox

The Allroad Tiptronic is the worst transmission ever.

by JannRickles July 16, 2021

floriphobia

The fear of Florida.

Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”

John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”

by JannRickles March 7, 2025

Caca Pit

A pit filled with balls that toddlers shit in.

Max, I need to go to the bathroom. (Mom goes to the bathroom and comes back in horror to find out that Max is in the caca pit.)
Max, where are you?

Oh there you are!

OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!

Mom: Why did I have kids?

by JannRickles May 21, 2023

cacas

The Latin word for “shit.”

Bro, I had a metric fuck ton of cacas that just came out of my ass!

by JannRickles March 11, 2023

AT&T

The most greedy ISP ever! Buys and ruins other companies and will not expand their network while discontinuing it to others.

“Hey James! Did you hear about AT&T being so greedy after buying DirecTV?”
“Yeah! They are just a bunch of assholes!”

by JannRickles March 30, 2023

VSCO Girls

Most of the girls at my high school. They usually have a Hydro flask and wear crop tops. Sometimes they will have scrunchies on their wrist. Also have Converse shoes and are around 15 years old.

Me talking to one of my friends: Have you realized how many people in the hallway are going "and I oop" and "sksksksksksksksksksk?" Friend: Yep, it's those damn VSCO girls.

by JannRickles August 14, 2024