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Aztek

An Ugly Pontiac sold from 2001-2005

Regular Car Reviews:
"2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. How many Emmys does Bryan Cranston have to get before the Aztek becomes cool?"

by JannRickles July 12, 2021

allroad

An Unreliable Sh*tbox

The Allroad Tiptronic is the worst transmission ever.

by JannRickles July 16, 2021

X Post

What we have to call tweets now after the enshittification of the platform done by Elon Musk.

Mark: I’m going to tweet this funny picture!
Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.

by JannRickles November 14, 2025

Black and Silver Midland WR100

A NOAA Weather Radio many people try to flex (including me since I own one). They have two versions. Version 1 and Version 2. Both are very rare and sniped in 15 seconds on eBay.

Son: Dad, I need money to get a Black and Silver Midland WR100.
Dad: Sure.
Son: Too late, it got sniped.

by JannRickles December 21, 2025

Philips HDR612

The TiVo that sits in a basement that just won’t die. It has been flooded before and powers up every time. Has two loud 30GB hard drives to record.

How the hell is all of my other shit destroyed, but my Philips HDR612 works?

by JannRickles December 21, 2025

floriphobia

The fear of Florida.

Dan: “Why is my beautiful mansion in Florida not selling?”

John: “Maybe the hurricanes caused people to have floriphobia.”

by JannRickles March 7, 2025

Caca Pit

A pit filled with balls that toddlers shit in.

Max, I need to go to the bathroom. (Mom goes to the bathroom and comes back in horror to find out that Max is in the caca pit.)
Max, where are you?

Oh there you are!

OH FUCK! Why is there a dirty diaper with shit all over you?
Max: This is the caca pit!

Mom: Why did I have kids?

by JannRickles May 21, 2023