Jan Karlo's definitions

International Tardiness Day

December 6.

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.

by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022

rain

The thing that tries to prevent you from graduating from school.

Anthony was absent from school because of rain.

by Jan Karlo December 5, 2022

oniologist

a person who studies onions

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.

by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021

onion

a mathematical figure for any natural number

We have reached Onion^^Onion, we have no idea how it happened, what we do know is that these onions will be increasing at an ever-faster rate. It's Onion^^^Onion now and it's larger than our nullmatter amount. Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number. Given the recent growth of onions, it has been predicted by oniologists that the entire multiverse will be filled to the brim with onions by 2022.

by Jan Karlo November 19, 2021