Jamie Larkin's definitions

Chip Taxi

A car that drives by prostitute's for the sole purpose of throwing chips at them, a trend that originated in Glasgow a few years back.

Fucking chip taxi went past last night, Grease stains on my new frock now.

by Jamie Larkin October 29, 2007

disco nap

A power sleep to recouperate before going out for the night. Usually after a hard days work, but before heading out to the dancing.

Mags had a hard day down the IR and needed a wee Disco Nap to prep herself for the night ahead.

by Jamie Larkin October 26, 2007

Hoor-Tax

The (Non existant) Taxing of a woman on the game. Usually used in a derogatory comment towards friends.

Here Sarah, when you were doing your Self Assessments, did you take your Hoor-Tax into consideration?

by Jamie Larkin October 29, 2007