Noun: A person who is an uncool, smelly kleptomaniac, who can't keep his hands off of anything you own, but just so happens to think he is in your line of friends.
by Jamie H. March 08, 2007
After holding in rectal sepage for a long while, and finally being able to sit on the toilet and let it go. The rectal sepage comes out at an alarming rate and you seem to show symptoms of having an orgasm. Can be induced by continual diarrea.
by Jamie H. April 08, 2007