Definitions by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife
Halloween Recession
It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.
Halloween Recession by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010
STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)
This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.
This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.
This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.
Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?
Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).
Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?
Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.
Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).
Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?
Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.
STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder) by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010
Ghost Post Writer
A term that can be used for bloggers.
When a blogger is to busy to sit down and write their own post...they get a ghost post writer to do the dirty work for them. We tell them the story..they write it.
When a blogger is to busy to sit down and write their own post...they get a ghost post writer to do the dirty work for them. We tell them the story..they write it.
Sure I can go on vacation. I will just call my ghost post writer from the hotel, and give them a post to write for my blog. My readers won't know the difference.
Ghost Post Writer by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife October 12, 2009
Wallrats
These are people who loiter all day and night at your local 24 hour Walmart Super Center...with nothing to do.
Similar to Mallrats that hang all day in a mall..but these Wall Rats smell bad, usually don't have jobs, and dress like it is Halloween everyday.
Similar to Mallrats that hang all day in a mall..but these Wall Rats smell bad, usually don't have jobs, and dress like it is Halloween everyday.
Sally: "Crap..I gotta go to Walmart later tonight."
Molly: "What! Why?"
Sally: "I forgot I need a cheese log for our Office meeting in the morning."
Molly: "You better remember to pack your mace to ward off the Wallrats."
Molly: "What! Why?"
Sally: "I forgot I need a cheese log for our Office meeting in the morning."
Molly: "You better remember to pack your mace to ward off the Wallrats."
Wallrats by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife September 29, 2009
Gubby
Term used by housewives to describe their gay friend who is their gay version of their husband.
The man who acts as their husbands replacement/stand in for outings and activities that her hubby won't partake in. Ones he may deem "girlie."
The man who acts as their husbands replacement/stand in for outings and activities that her hubby won't partake in. Ones he may deem "girlie."
"I asked my hubby to go with me today and get pedicures...then hit the fabric store for our new curtains. He told me to call my Gubby..cause there is a Football game on today."
Gubby by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife September 10, 2009
tweethead
1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:
-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead
or
2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.
-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead
or
2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.
She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.
tweethead by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009
Pink Balls
Men get blue ones..women can get pink ones. It is when another women talks of a great recipe they made, or pair of shoes they bought, or a great pair of jeans. They get you all excited..stimulated...you can't wait to try it/borrow them.
Then you go over to their house to try/check these this items out..but the food is nasty, the jeans/shoes are ugly. Your bubble is deflated, no climax..you just got pink balls!
Then you go over to their house to try/check these this items out..but the food is nasty, the jeans/shoes are ugly. Your bubble is deflated, no climax..you just got pink balls!
Hubby: Your home early.
Me: Yeah, my sister gave me pink balls.
Hubby: What!?
Me: Yeah, she told me she made Strawberry-Jello-Pretzel salad, I got all excited and went over to her house to have some.
Hubby: OK, and..
Me: It was GROSS..she made it wrong..took one bite and it wasn't worth the calories. She got me all excited and I just got Pink Balls!
Me: Yeah, my sister gave me pink balls.
Hubby: What!?
Me: Yeah, she told me she made Strawberry-Jello-Pretzel salad, I got all excited and went over to her house to have some.
Hubby: OK, and..
Me: It was GROSS..she made it wrong..took one bite and it wasn't worth the calories. She got me all excited and I just got Pink Balls!
Pink Balls by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 2, 2009