Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife's definitions

tweethead

1. A word that can be to describe certain people on twitter. People who tweet stupid, uninteresting mundain things. Similar to the meaning of:

-being a twit
-being a d*ckhead

or

2. A person who is addicted to Twitter, and twittering. Diehard twitters.

She can't even stop twittering to use the restroom or eat...tweets in her sleep. She is aciting like such a tweethead.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife June 17, 2009

text dump

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.

Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

Halloween Recession

It it what happens a few days after Halloween. After all the good candy is gone. You have gone from eating Snickers and Kit Kats to Smarties and Jolly Ranchers. When this happens..you have a Halloween Recession on your hands.

The Halloween Recession has hit at our house. We are down to the hard candies and dums dums.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife November 10, 2010

textually active

When you are staring a new relationship with someone. It first starts out through texting each other. Before you are sexually active in the relationship you are textually active. No sex involved..just text.

Me and that girl are just textually active...nothing serious yet. Just texting to get to know each other.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife March 24, 2009

Wallrats

These are people who loiter all day and night at your local 24 hour Walmart Super Center...with nothing to do.

Similar to Mallrats that hang all day in a mall..but these Wall Rats smell bad, usually don't have jobs, and dress like it is Halloween everyday.

Sally: "Crap..I gotta go to Walmart later tonight."

Molly: "What! Why?"

Sally: "I forgot I need a cheese log for our Office meeting in the morning."

Molly: "You better remember to pack your mace to ward off the Wallrats."

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife September 29, 2009

phone throned

When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.

Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010