James P. Masterson's definitions

splint

The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.

"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."

"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."

by James P. Masterson January 6, 2009