James Lowe's definitions
by James Lowe July 19, 2005
Get the petroleummug. A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.
Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
Get the dick splashmug. The worst street racing game of all-time for the following reasons:
1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO
2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU
3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning
4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games
5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape
6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards
1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO
2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU
3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning
4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games
5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape
6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards
Namco..you have no knowledge of street racing and therefore should have stayed out of EA's and Rockstar Game's business.
by James Lowe September 6, 2004
Get the Street Racing Syndicatemug. ricer: Yo man! my NSX gots an APEXi exhaust and NAWWWZZZZ man! I will beat ur Camaro!!
Camaro guy: haha! I will put my pink slip on you losing!
(ricer races Camaro and loses horribly)
Camaro guy: cool! Now I got another car I can put on eBay and sell! It belongs in the junkyard but I guess I could make a couple bucks off the NoSeX
Camaro guy: haha! I will put my pink slip on you losing!
(ricer races Camaro and loses horribly)
Camaro guy: cool! Now I got another car I can put on eBay and sell! It belongs in the junkyard but I guess I could make a couple bucks off the NoSeX
by James Lowe January 28, 2008
Get the NSXmug. They will bust your ass if they find you packing some bud, man.
You might as well destroy the dope since they also got K9's sniffing for it.
You might as well destroy the dope since they also got K9's sniffing for it.
by James Lowe October 16, 2004
Get the DEAmug. by James Lowe February 16, 2005
Get the Bill Cosbymug. as the name indicates, any childish or insignificant competition, analogically based upon the perverted or homosexual act of urinating or ejaculating farther than others; often involving DUTCH COURAGE, BRAGGING RIGHTS, COUNTING COUP, PAY DUES, ATFU, BTDT, and the settlement of wagers. As with most games, the people who like to play them are usually successful, by fair means or foul; so the best strategy is: never play the other guy's game! Compare FIRING LINE; see CIRCLE JERK, TURN IN THE BARREL, POGUE, CHALLENGE COIN, SHORT SNORTER, CHIT HARD TIMES TOKEN.
by James Lowe February 22, 2008
Get the pissing contestmug.