James Lowe's definitions

mud flaps

something fags call thier balls

a homo only has balls because it prevents getting shit all over the rest of thier body.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

Dragula

Rob Zombie's car and a kick ass tune

dig through the ditches and burn with the witches I slam in the back of DRAGULAAA!!!

by James Lowe July 11, 2004

cornelious

Chevy Chase's real name..

Chevy Chase's REAL name is Cornelious!?
...whoa...

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

cholito

Spanish term for "small dick"

can also be used to refer to asian people, hell... this word was probably made to insult asians!

Would you like some burritos, or some fuckin' cholitos?!

by James Lowe March 8, 2005

cock knocker

1.One who punches a man's balls

2. An evil villain in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

3. Also see Mark Hamill

APPLAUSE! Look kids! Its Mark Hamill!

by James Lowe August 4, 2005

speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.

Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?

by James Lowe February 20, 2005

leet talk

Out-of-date talk made by 40 year old virgins who live with thier mom and play Counter-Strike all day.

leet talk contains numbers to replace letters similar to what they look like.

Such as "Teh Fuxx0r", "j00 n00b", "411 y0ur b45s R B-long t0 u5" and B1ll G4t3s"

dont get me wrong, i love CS, but i despise leet talk and im no where near as nerdy as this.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005