dinkle

A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.

Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!

by James Frost July 21, 2006

hlep

A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.

"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"

by James Frost July 21, 2006

The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is

When a Mediteranean with a strong flashy accent takes a girl, or perhaps a guy, and suddenly, oops there it is, his penis.

Also used in Anger Management as an "I am a lady! Oops, no I'm not."

Guy: Yeah man, I just got a new car and...
Girl: What are you doing?!
Onlooker: Run! The Porto-Rican Oops There It Is!

by James Frost September 12, 2005

leicester

A great town in East Midlands, soon to be dazzled by the slight of David Connelly's boots.

Martin Keowns a clever bastard dumping Arsenal for Leicester, purely because he can't hack Premiership anymore.

by James Frost July 22, 2004