18 definitions by James Frost

schooned

A variation on the pawned, p00ned and powned, however is used by the upper classes.

"Good sir, you just got schooned."
"Oh drat."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

lampoon

When someone shoots for goal in football (soccer) with incredible power from outside the 18-yard box, it is said that the player has 'lampooned' a shot.

Thought to have derived from Frank Lampard Jnr., a midfield player for Chelsea well known for his long range shooting prowess.

"Whoa, Lamps really lampooned that one."
"I know, that was some serious lampoonage."

by James Frost July 20, 2006

slagpuss

A cross between a slag and Bagpuss, a random term of endearment.

Hey fuckface, how are you?
Rather well thank you, slagpuss.

by James Frost July 23, 2006

sneail

The word sneail comes from a random Geordie bus driver who was trying to tell a joke.

Sneail is a random insult that is designed to make everyone in your tent laugh.

Alreet lads, I gots a joake for yez. Weey do th'French eat sneails?

by James Frost July 22, 2004