James Bertram's definitions

waffin

(woff-inn); adjective: an adjective placed in front of a verb stated as a noun. What even follows "waffin" is that verb done with a waffle.

waffin slap: slapping someone with a waffle (waffin)

by James Bertram March 26, 2007

ghoffer

(pronounced: kak (not pronounced "goff-er")); verb: when you stab someone in the stomach with the blunt end of a pencil, or an unsharpened pencil.

when someone jumps out at you, pokes you in the stomach with a dull pencil and says "ghoffer!"

waffin ghoffer: when someone stabs you in the stomach with a waffle that is shaped to resemble a dull pencil.

by James Bertram March 26, 2007