Definitions by James "the poon slayer" Busich

Barking Schneider 

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

Barking Schneider by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

crotch chowder by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013

leatheroni nips 

When a persons nipples are very long and pointy and have the texture and appearance of leather.

Joeys stepdad Sam had a massive case if leatheroni nips when he was hosing off the petunias.

leatheroni nips by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 1, 2013