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Contrary to the clothes and snatch smell test, the post-poop smell test is used to determine whether or not the pooper's hands need cleansing. Positive results = fingers smell like poop = hand has come in contact with butthole = hand-washing necessary. Negative results = finger smell does not resemble feces = successful wipe = hand-washing deemed frivolous
Man 1: Sir, you did not wash your hands?
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
Man 2: Indeed good fellow. However, my hands smelled of bacon so I know I am safe.
Man 1: Shit. That smell test is the real deal.
by Jako Kot July 26, 2010
Get the Smell Test mug.Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked me for a BJ?"
Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."
Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."
by Jako Kot April 6, 2008
Get the high utter mug.verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
by Jako Kot January 11, 2008
Get the chonk a knob mug.a white girl (or white dude) that loves nigger dick. She is not satisfied by the length or width of white dick, so she resorts to the dicks of niggers that can stuff her deep.
Guy 1: "I don't know why Leslie won't give me head."
Guy 2: "Dude, I thought everybody knew. She a nigger dick lover.
Guy 1: "But my dick is pretty big."
Guy 2: "No matter how big it is, it can never be a nigger dick."
Guy 2: "Dude, I thought everybody knew. She a nigger dick lover.
Guy 1: "But my dick is pretty big."
Guy 2: "No matter how big it is, it can never be a nigger dick."
by Jako Kot April 24, 2008
Get the nigger dick lover mug.when a girl makes you cum when giving head or a handjob (although handjobs blow, and we can do a better job ourselves). Good girls always finish guys and swallow too, while mean girls leave the guys to finish themselves.
1) Man: "Ooooo. I'm gonna cum."
Mean girl: "Ok. Can we make out again?"
Man: "Why don't you finish me?"
Mean girl: "Gross."
2) Man: "Ooooo."
Good girl: "..."
Man: "I just busted one in the back of your throat."
Good girl: "I know. I liked it."
Mean girl: "Ok. Can we make out again?"
Man: "Why don't you finish me?"
Mean girl: "Gross."
2) Man: "Ooooo."
Good girl: "..."
Man: "I just busted one in the back of your throat."
Good girl: "I know. I liked it."
by Jako Kot April 24, 2008
Get the finish mug.When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
by Jako Kot February 11, 2008
Get the mustard dick slap mug.The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.
by Jako Kot October 23, 2008
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