Definitions by Jako Kot
nigger dick lover
a white girl (or white dude) that loves nigger dick. She is not satisfied by the length or width of white dick, so she resorts to the dicks of niggers that can stuff her deep.
Guy 1: "I don't know why Leslie won't give me head."
Guy 2: "Dude, I thought everybody knew. She a nigger dick lover.
Guy 1: "But my dick is pretty big."
Guy 2: "No matter how big it is, it can never be a nigger dick."
Guy 2: "Dude, I thought everybody knew. She a nigger dick lover.
Guy 1: "But my dick is pretty big."
Guy 2: "No matter how big it is, it can never be a nigger dick."
nigger dick lover by Jako Kot April 24, 2008
stuff her deep
when a guy does a girl to the full extent of his dick. this action requires either a nigger dick, a large white dick, or a small pussy.
Guy 1: "Dude, I'll stuff her deep tonight."
Guy 2: "No way man. Your dick is only 6.5 inches. That big vag of her requires at least 8."
Guy 2: "No way man. Your dick is only 6.5 inches. That big vag of her requires at least 8."
stuff her deep by Jako Kot April 24, 2008
spread the map
When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.
Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."
spread the map by Jako Kot April 22, 2008
high utter
Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked me for a BJ?"
Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."
Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."
high utter by Jako Kot April 6, 2008
mustard dick slap
When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."
mustard dick slap by Jako Kot February 11, 2008
chonk a knob
verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."
noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."
chonk a knob by Jako Kot January 11, 2008
my beef strong
Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.
my beef strong by Jako Kot January 6, 2008