six roper

a man who can ejaculate six shots of cum in one sitting

Johnny is a flucking six roper. He really knows how to fill a girl.

by Jako Kot April 29, 2008

chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 01, 2008

the chase

The period before a relationship (or before a rejection) where a guy attempts to create the romantic bond. Involves much dating and confusion

I have been working on this girl for over 3 months. God the chase can be so strenuous.

by Jako Kot August 10, 2008

crank dat robocop

After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.

Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!

by Jako Kot October 03, 2007

stuff her deep

when a guy does a girl to the full extent of his dick. this action requires either a nigger dick, a large white dick, or a small pussy.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'll stuff her deep tonight."
Guy 2: "No way man. Your dick is only 6.5 inches. That big vag of her requires at least 8."

by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 12, 2008

high utter

the random, totally ridiculous things that people say when they are high

Guy 1: "Hey man. Did you know that last night you asked me for a BJ?"

Guy 2: "Don't worry about it man. That shit was some o' dat high utter."

by Jako Kot April 06, 2008