Jako Kot's definitions

chonk a knob

verb: to chew on a dick

noun: a nibbler; a girl who makes what should an amazing sexual act hell

verb: Guy 1: "Dude, you suck at everything."
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up man. Just go chonk a knob."

noun: Guy 1: "How was Stacy last night?"
Guy 2: "Man, she a chonkaknob."
Guy 1: "Ouch. For how long?"
Guy 2: "I busted her dome before she could finish."

by Jako Kot January 11, 2008

crank dat robocop

After supermanning dat hoe, take all her money.

Fool, after I superman that hoe, I'm gonna crank dat robocop!

by Jako Kot October 18, 2007

Jewnetic

The traits that Jewish parents pass on to their children. Common Jewnetics include the large nose, stinginess, and the Jew Fro.

Guy 1: "Yo, what happened to David Meshulam's nose."
Guy 2: "It's Jewnetic, dude."

by Jako Kot October 23, 2008

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

finish

when a girl makes you cum when giving head or a handjob (although handjobs blow, and we can do a better job ourselves). Good girls always finish guys and swallow too, while mean girls leave the guys to finish themselves.

1) Man: "Ooooo. I'm gonna cum."
Mean girl: "Ok. Can we make out again?"
Man: "Why don't you finish me?"
Mean girl: "Gross."

2) Man: "Ooooo."
Good girl: "..."
Man: "I just busted one in the back of your throat."
Good girl: "I know. I liked it."

by Jako Kot April 24, 2008

spread the map

When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.

Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."

by Jako Kot April 22, 2008

shardage

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

two kids while on a tour of the Musuem of Natural Science:
Kid 1: "Hey, stop pulling at your ass.
Kid 2: "Man I gots da shardage cuz I didn't have enough time to wipe this morning."
Kid 1: "Oooo. Are you sure that wasn't cuz of my dick in yo butthole last night."
Kid 2: "No. Yours is too small for this kind of damage."

by Jako Kot May 13, 2008