Jake trulterm's definitions

Blyndiken

A furry piece of shit, usually consisting of many green spots and can occur after anal sex.

I had some rough anal last night, my shit looks like blyndiken now!

by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018

Diblik

Whenever you get a boner, the blood that is rushed to your penis moves at different speeds, causing your dick to look like booty dust. The penis may turn different colors and look like a gay ass rainbow.

My boyfriend got diblik, it makes it look like ripples in the water!

by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018

Dringling

Dringling is a rare condition in which one constantly drips cum from the penis. If left untreated, your penis can slowly become shorter and thinner over time, and your balls will start to look like a bleached asshole.

I hate dringling, it’s so embarrassing since I have to shove 2 inch pills up my ass all the time!

by Jake trulterm December 11, 2018

Fowling

When you finger a bowling ball. The bowling ball may proceed to say something like “harder daddy”

I loved fowling my bowling ball last night...

by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018