Definitions by Jake trulterm

Dringling 

Dringling is a rare condition in which one constantly drips cum from the penis. If left untreated, your penis can slowly become shorter and thinner over time, and your balls will start to look like a bleached asshole.

I hate dringling, it’s so embarrassing since I have to shove 2 inch pills up my ass all the time!

Dringling by Jake trulterm December 11, 2018

Blyndiken 

A furry piece of shit, usually consisting of many green spots and can occur after anal sex.

I had some rough anal last night, my shit looks like blyndiken now!

Blyndiken by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018

Diblik

Whenever you get a boner, the blood that is rushed to your penis moves at different speeds, causing your dick to look like booty dust. The penis may turn different colors and look like a gay ass rainbow.

My boyfriend got diblik, it makes it look like ripples in the water!

Diblik by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018

Fowling 

When you finger a bowling ball. The bowling ball may proceed to say something like “harder daddy”

I loved fowling my bowling ball last night...

Fowling by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018