1 definition by Jake of Spades
Holmfirth is an amazing place with a great cultural heriatage - mainly Last of The Summer Wine (it gets a lot of tourists alright!?). You will find classic old buildings, a few chavs (they have spread pretty much everywhere) a swimming pool, some shops, a library and many many parks where you will see famed free-runners such as Joe Ribbons with his broken bones.
Da Gangsters fill the valley with fun and excitement (they can usually be located at a deserted house up ' moors). You can swim in The River Holme now! It is polluted no longer, just be prepared for the odd river rat to join in the excitement.
There was one nightclub but it shut down due to the fact 99% of the population is over 80. Due to that there are lots of wine bars and organic cafes :)
Da Gangsters fill the valley with fun and excitement (they can usually be located at a deserted house up ' moors). You can swim in The River Holme now! It is polluted no longer, just be prepared for the odd river rat to join in the excitement.
There was one nightclub but it shut down due to the fact 99% of the population is over 80. Due to that there are lots of wine bars and organic cafes :)
{Holmfirth native is approached by tourist} Yank accent - "Are you a member of last of the summer wine?" Tired Holmfirth inhabitant - ".... No"
by Jake of Spades August 15, 2006