Definitions by Jake Thistle

beaver trapper 

Lesbian, often one who prefers turning heterosexual women into cracksnackers.

Gina's a beaver trapper? Funny, I always thought she was a cock jockey.

beaver trapper by Jake Thistle April 16, 2007

costcoyopia

A consumption dysfunction characterized by an excessive focus on the unit price of an item and an associated disregard to intangible costs including time spent waiting in massive lines with other victims of costcoyopia

You just spent an hour in Costco to get a bottle of wine? Dude, you've got costcoyopia.

costcoyopia by Jake Thistle April 16, 2007