costcoyopia

A consumption dysfunction characterized by an excessive focus on the unit price of an item and an associated disregard to intangible costs including time spent waiting in massive lines with other victims of costcoyopia

You just spent an hour in Costco to get a bottle of wine? Dude, you've got costcoyopia.

by Jake Thistle April 16, 2007

beaver trapper

Lesbian, often one who prefers turning heterosexual women into cracksnackers.

Gina's a beaver trapper? Funny, I always thought she was a cock jockey.

by Jake Thistle April 16, 2007