Definitions by Jake Adams

Fart Boner 

A condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; A condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.

"Dude, I just shit my pants. I think I have a fart boner."

"Oh man, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm getting a fart boner."

Fart Boner by Jake Adams November 7, 2007

nub chub 

A small boner, usually one that resembles something knobby.

"I was going to hit that until she saw my nub chub."

nub chub by Jake Adams November 7, 2007