Jake 's definitions

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

unravel

to cause to come apart by or as if by separating the threads of

I like to unravel window curtains!

by Jake November 29, 2004

mauway

an excessive amount of something

"I'm gonna be huttin mauway tanockle

by Jake January 6, 2005

moto

the act or ability of being a cracker-jap, usually associated with being gay and loving to get hit in the sack repeadedly.

damn, man, why you being so moto?

by jake July 19, 2004

fly on the wall

to be present to listen/see what goes on behind closed doors, that is, in a room closed to the media or other non-participants

1. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when that (distrusted) union steward is making deals with management all on his own

2. I'd like to be a fly on the wall when my ex and her lawyer are talking about our separation agreement

3. I'd like to be a fly on the wall of suite 401 of the Best Western when my ex is visiting her boyfriend who's up here on business

by Jake March 1, 2004

Hack

Something which you dislike or dont agree with.

That Steve, hes really hack.
That womans trousers are really hack.
Oh Hack! Ive forgotten my keys.

by jake August 12, 2003

shotgun

when the guy ejaculates twice into the vagina without withdrawing.....typically in excess of 20 minutes of fucking

she:"Oh, I'm so sore today. He shotgunned me again this weekend. I'm RAW!!!"

by Jake March 15, 2004