Jake 's definitions

Marbizzle

A term meaning it is Marlboro time

"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"

by Jake May 28, 2005

Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.

by Jake March 23, 2004

DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.

Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.

by Jake June 5, 2004

four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

by Jake March 17, 2004

ass caroler

One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.

*ding dong!*

Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!

Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!

Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!

by JakE October 23, 2007

shit tickler

Any person that enjoys, but is not limited to, constantly fingering the anus of others.

John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?

Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.

John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.

by JakE May 21, 2007

shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.

So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk

by Jake January 28, 2004