the ticket

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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multiply

Man! That Charmin is some multiply shit!
by Jake September 22, 2003
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sucks to be you

If you can't define this well... Sucks to be you.
Ha you fell down a well? Sucks to be you
by Jake June 17, 2004
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stinky jeri

goin down to lick some poonani in the wrong direction and ending up with your nose in the starfish as she rips ass in your face.
Damn, i tried goin 69 on her and wound up catchin a whiff of a stinky jeri.
by Jake October 26, 2004
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bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
by Jake October 13, 2004
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