Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff

Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto

by Jake March 09, 2004

garbizzle

A word defining garbage, or a shitty situation.

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"

by Jake May 06, 2005

Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 01, 2004

Prankster

same thing as a storybook gangtser, studio gangster or a buster

dr dre is a prankster

by jake December 08, 2003

night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

by Jake March 05, 2004

do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 09, 2005

lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

by Jake February 27, 2004