steamroll

the process in which one roll across the floor, over other people. usually done to people lying down, or sleeping people to surprise them. may be taken to the extreme with sweet-rolling (see sweet-roll)

Rick: haha! I steamrolled Nathan's fuckin gay ass and woke him up.

Larry: hah! what a bitch! Let's rape him!

by JakE October 22, 2006

rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

by Jake March 24, 2004

:O

1.) Surprised smiley, used when you are surprised.

2.) To fuck somebody.

3.) A bad word.

4.) A bad place.

Jack: Hey lets go to the :O center.
John: You high Jack? Only :O people go there.
Johhny: Yeah and it's the teacher's favorite place.
Jack: Yeah i think i changed my mind.

by Jake April 23, 2005

gangstaliscious

highly respected clothes , hair , shoes,
style etc...

"Man, jake's outfit is soooo gangstaliscious"!!!!!!

by jake May 13, 2005

man-slut

Also known as pimp, man who has many girlfriends (bitches) in a short period of time.

Jake is a man slut, he can't keep a chick more than a couple days!

by Jake November 06, 2004

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.

Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker

by Jake August 02, 2004

minger

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.

by Jake January 20, 2004