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Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.
"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."
by Jake October 10, 2005
mugGet the Walking Sperm Bankmug.

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.
When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the rudder slutmug.

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate
Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.
by Jake March 24, 2004
mugGet the size doesn't mattermug.

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.
I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.
by Jake January 29, 2004
mugGet the the firstmug.

cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
by Jake March 16, 2004
mugGet the cranberriesmug.

voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts
dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex
by jake June 19, 2004
mugGet the voyeurmug.

triple triple

a coffee ordered with 3 each of cream (or milk) and sugar
yeah, gimme a large triple triple
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the triple triplemug.

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