3 definitions by Jaffa pope

Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

Slippy Fontaine

That little puddle of piss on a French fountain

"ah shit I sat on a slippy fontaine, now piss will be in my pants for years!"

by Jaffa pope July 7, 2021

Cram

Cram- a mushy substance that if laid out in the sun for a fortnight will be stronger than iron, steel or any kind of metal. It can also be eaten either by soup or meat sadly I cant tell you how or why cram is made sorry only the pros can know cram can also be smoked like a joint or injected into the thigh if injected anywhere else you will OD OK DONT INJECT IT INTO YOUR PENIS IT WONT GROW IN WILL INVERT!!! Get at a cram shack or a cram stall near you! It also comes with a verious flavours like cram, Berry cram, very berry cram.
All credits to ted nivison on YouTube or twitch.

"Hey bro u want to shoot up some cram"
"hey kid you got any CRAAAAAM"
"would you like cram, very cram very berry cram or berry cram"
"WTF is CRAAAAM"

by Jaffa pope January 31, 2021