2 definitions by Jade Goody

linford christie

(Noun); World famous athlete nicknamed by the press as Lunch box, because of his large genetalia. Also has been known to take drugs to increse his stamina in sport.

My god! you're not a woman, your penis is bigger than linford christie's.

by Jade Goody August 3, 2003

townie

A scally who can afford 40p bus fair to go 2 town of a friday night and get plastered there.

I'm a townie & i'm well ard. BO!

by Jade Goody July 11, 2003