Definitions by Jacques Chirac

excuse my french 

what yokels say before they utter a 'cuss word'

Excuse my French, but I would like to fuck a bitch,

excuse my french by Jacques Chirac November 1, 2003

antiwar protestor 

Old French bloke who got is so wrong.

Bonjour Saddam, mon Ami, Je Suis un "Anti-War Protestor" et Je suis tres stupide. J'allez au George Bush et Tony Blair manger le pie de humble.

antiwar protestor by Jacques Chirac April 10, 2003