LBJ

"Long Blow Job"-Every mans dream.

While at the drive thru the other day, I ordered a BLT, while receiving my LBJ.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

bangs

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

hobot

That little sexy cursor buddy on your screen, that guides you through web surfing.

I am lost on the web without my hobot.

by Jacomba February 28, 2004

Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004

scooch

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

vagina dentata

A happy dance performed in parts of Paraguay when a girl loses her virginity to her husband.

(((Singing))) La couca racha, La couca Racha, va-gi-na dentata,la,la,la,la,la,la,la, repeat 5 times.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004