Jacomba's definitions

BS

bacon strip

While mom washing washing my drawers she commented on the long BS in them. I told her I forgot to wipe.

by Jacomba March 3, 2004

Socko

Brother to sock puppets Rocko, and Jocko,he is the quitest of the three.

I wish Socko would talk to Jocko and Rocko, I wonder if he needs therapy?

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

vagina dentata

A happy dance performed in parts of Paraguay when a girl loses her virginity to her husband.

(((Singing))) La couca racha, La couca Racha, va-gi-na dentata,la,la,la,la,la,la,la, repeat 5 times.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

scooch

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Acute Disese

A red bumpy rash covering the buttocks, that takes the shape of a big connect the dots smiley face. Now thats acute disease.

One should never lie on the beach in a thong, while having acute disease.

by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Quear Bear

Also spelled Queer Bear. A new addition to the care bear community, that tells little girls when you press its belly, that it is OK to be a carpet muncher or ditch licker.

I have Cheer bear and Birthday bear, but when I brought home Queer bear, my daughter seemed to bond with it immediately.

by Jacomba March 19, 2004