Definitions by Jacomba

bangs 

Something Ricky Martin claims his "women" do. (We all question you on this one Ricky)

She bangs...she bangs...

bangs by Jacomba February 27, 2004

Nexus 

Hair conditioner.

I used to use Pantene, but now that I've switched to Nexus my hair is oh so bouncy, and I have better orgasms.

Nexus by Jacomba February 27, 2004

scooch 

v. to move the buttocks over, around or up and down.

Scooch over, make some room for mama on the couch.

scooch by Jacomba February 27, 2004

dangler 

When you go poopies and theres that one piece left hangin'on.

I wanted to wipe, but I had to scooch my butt around cuz I had a dangler.

dangler by Jacomba February 27, 2004

clarted 

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.

In an attempt to look cool in the pool, Marcie clarted. However, the surface bubbles gave it all away.

clarted by Jacomba February 27, 2004

parry hotter 

Popular wizard known throughout the dyslexic community.

When I grow up, I wanna be ujst ilke parry hotter.

parry hotter by Jacomba February 27, 2004