wonfa

The part of your body between your genitles and your arsehole....
Quite simply, if it WONFA that, your guts would fall out!!
Jacky: Oh, I'm so pleased I have this bit of skin in between my fanny and bum hole.

Mary: Why????

Jacky: Because if it WONFA that, my guts would fall out!!
by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008
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Right Said Fred

When describing a Lady wearing a low cut top and a good bra.
You see two Bald head like objects in her bra..... like Right Said Fred.
Ozzie: Corr have you seen that girl over there?

Pat: What her and Right Said Fred!?!
by Jacky Mitchell March 13, 2008
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trout pout

Whn someone is in a mood and pulls the corners of their mouth down to look like a fish...... trout pout
Mary: Have you seen Ozzie, he looks well miserable!

Jacky: Yer, He's got a right trout pout on
by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008
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backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!
Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!
by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008
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