ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.
Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.
by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014
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bills penis

An Asian scholar who can't see. When you notice the bills penis you realize that it can not be defined. So you try to write a definition but you can't. So then you try to read a definition but simply can't. So this is the definition of bills penis. INCEPTION!!!!!
You simply can't bills penis this word
by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014
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