Location Joke

When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"

Pretty much what I just said above.

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

dossbag

A hopeless homeless person.
Also someone somewhat lacking in the intellect department.

"C'mon Dave, give the poor Dossbag a bite of your filet'o'fish"
Or,
Those arent pillows you dossbag

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Beer Vouchers

Pound Notes or Dollar Bills

"Oh tits, I've ran out of Beer Vouchers, where is the nearest ATM?"

by Jackie Walker January 21, 2005

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Qaeda

Middle eastern person who looks decidedly suspicious.

"That guy in 7-11 looks Qaeda"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005