Jackie Walker's definitions

Italian Karate

Male masturbation, Wanking.

" I heard Dave in the bathroom the other day giving it the old Italian Karate"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Porno head

Descibes the way a female enthusiastically sucks and slobbers on male genitalia as if she was starring in a hardcore pornographic movie.

"Wow, suzy was really horny last night she gave me porno head!!!!"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

dossbag

A hopeless homeless person.
Also someone somewhat lacking in the intellect department.

"C'mon Dave, give the poor Dossbag a bite of your filet'o'fish"
Or,
Those arent pillows you dossbag

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Beer Vouchers

Pound Notes or Dollar Bills

"Oh tits, I've ran out of Beer Vouchers, where is the nearest ATM?"

by Jackie Walker January 21, 2005