Definitions by Jackie Walker

tink 

A bum, Hobo, Homeless person, Gypsies or someone who dresses scruffily.

1."Stay away from those Tinks"
2."Instead of throwing those clothes away, give them to the tinks"
3." Look at you, you look like a tink...go and get changed.

tink by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

lickity spit 

When you go to your Sister in laws house for thanksgiving, and you see her lick her fingers and dip them in the stuffing to taste it, then proceeds to serve it to you as if everything was NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

"No fucking way I'm eating that spit loaded pie"

lickity spit by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

dossbag 

A hopeless homeless person.
Also someone somewhat lacking in the intellect department.

"C'mon Dave, give the poor Dossbag a bite of your filet'o'fish"
Or,
Those arent pillows you dossbag

dossbag by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

treetard 

Low intellect tree removal worker.
Graduated high school by the skin of his teeth.

"Oh, Golly sue, This branch needs to be trimmed. Better call a treetard"

treetard by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

muggins 

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

muggins by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005