Jackie Walker's definitions

dossbag

A hopeless homeless person.
Also someone somewhat lacking in the intellect department.

"C'mon Dave, give the poor Dossbag a bite of your filet'o'fish"
Or,
Those arent pillows you dossbag

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

lickity spit

When you go to your Sister in laws house for thanksgiving, and you see her lick her fingers and dip them in the stuffing to taste it, then proceeds to serve it to you as if everything was NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

"No fucking way I'm eating that spit loaded pie"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

RAT-A -TAT

A word made up by a guy I know which describes the way my Scottish ass speaks.

"Yeah, you know who you are."

by Jackie Walker January 20, 2005

muggins

Reluctant, aggravated, pissed off and unpaid personal butler.

(sarcastic tone)..."Don't worry, you just sit there and muggins will get it for you."

by Jackie Walker January 18, 2005

Beer Vouchers

Pound Notes or Dollar Bills

"Oh tits, I've ran out of Beer Vouchers, where is the nearest ATM?"

by Jackie Walker January 21, 2005