4 definitions by Jack the Nipper
by Jack the Nipper August 16, 2008
An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.
Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.
Phone: DING DING
Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
Phone: DING DING
Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
by Jack the Nipper January 29, 2009
A nation in which the Apple products slowly begin to take over every household. Soon enough to be called iWorld.
Bob: Where is the video game store?
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........
by Jack the Nipper January 29, 2009
The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014