The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 02, 2014
by Jack the Nipper August 16, 2008
A nation in which the Apple products slowly begin to take over every household. Soon enough to be called iWorld.
Bob: Where is the video game store?
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........
by Jack the Nipper January 29, 2009
An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.
Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.
Phone: DING DING
Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
Phone: DING DING
Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.
by Jack the Nipper January 29, 2009