Definitions by Jack the Nipper

Zesty Mexican 

The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.

Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!

Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?

Zesty Mexican by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014

Textgasm 

An orgasm you receive while waiting for a picture via mms, before you even receive it, due to lack of patients.

Bob: (Splurge) I'm gonna check my facebook.

Phone: DING DING

Bob: FINALLY... Dammit, I just had a textgasm already.

Textgasm by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

iNation

A nation in which the Apple products slowly begin to take over every household. Soon enough to be called iWorld.

Bob: Where is the video game store?
Todd: Use your iPhone dude!
Bob: I don't have one.
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Todd: ...
Bob: What?
Todd: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, WERE IN AN INATION.........

iNation by Jack the Nipper January 28, 2009

Textarded 

Not knowing to text and or use T9 to text.

My mom never replies to my texts, she;s so textarded!

Textarded by Jack the Nipper October 10, 2008