Definitions by Jack Spank9049

Daily Spanking Moments 

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!

Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!

Daily Spanking Moments by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker! 

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...

*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker! by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

I'm clipping that!

When something crazy happens in a video game you're playing and you need to record what happened.

Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!

I'm clipping that! by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

Smoothwall 

The page I get greeted with 50% of the time when browsing the interwebz on the school network.

Imma go on r/memes on Reddit! *Searches up and proceeds to click on Reddit*. "Smoothwall - Site blocked, this request has been logged blah blah blah.

Smoothwall by Jack Spank9049 May 5, 2021

Call of Duty: Warzone

A game thats made me:

Leave a massive whole in my desk

Rage uninstall 800gb's worth of games

Smash my controller

Wake up my household

Left me on the verge of smashing my monitor

Made me break a headset

Imma see a anger management therapist after doing writing definition

Jack Spank9049: Hey you up for some Call of Duty: Warzone?
CyberDog-63: Nah I smashed my fucking controller!
Jack Spank9049: Ah ok, Imma see if jackspack02 want's to play!

Call of Duty: Warzone by Jack Spank9049 March 28, 2021

I'm phoning Spank! 

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.

Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!

I'm phoning Spank! by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021

Spack Attack 

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably

I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!

Spack Attack by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021