Jack Spank9049's definitions
So how did Spack No.6 suddenly appear in the picture?
Well, Spack No.2 works at an undisclosed Papa John's store somewhere in the world and not long after he started, 2 people left at the same time and little did Spack No.2 know, one of these people would turn out to be a Spack!
So, it was a normal day at work and Spack No.6 asked Spack No.2 to open pierce a bottle lid film and she added that she was being a Spack because she couldn't open it.
Spack No.2 said that he was a Spack and Spack No.6 said "same!". This was even before Spack No.6 knew about the whole Spack thing.
A few weeks later, Spack No.6 would be officially announced a Spack!
Her hobbies include (I quote):
"Smoking lots of weed"
"Skating"
"Dyeing my hair"
"Working at Papa John's"
"Getting Piercings"
"Going to football w/ my dad (Eastleigh FC)"
"DRUGS"
Well, Spack No.2 works at an undisclosed Papa John's store somewhere in the world and not long after he started, 2 people left at the same time and little did Spack No.2 know, one of these people would turn out to be a Spack!
So, it was a normal day at work and Spack No.6 asked Spack No.2 to open pierce a bottle lid film and she added that she was being a Spack because she couldn't open it.
Spack No.2 said that he was a Spack and Spack No.6 said "same!". This was even before Spack No.6 knew about the whole Spack thing.
A few weeks later, Spack No.6 would be officially announced a Spack!
Her hobbies include (I quote):
"Smoking lots of weed"
"Skating"
"Dyeing my hair"
"Working at Papa John's"
"Getting Piercings"
"Going to football w/ my dad (Eastleigh FC)"
"DRUGS"
So, Spack No.1 - the head of all Spacks - this is our latest addition to the Spack family, Spack No.6!
by Jack Spank9049 August 14, 2022
Get the Spack No.6mug. When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
Get the FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!mug. The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack
This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.
A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!
This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.
A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!
I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS
by Jack Spank9049 October 2, 2021
Get the #PTBASmug. 1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fuck me!mug. Jack is a lovely person. Often he would have a short beard wiv black (sometimes curly hair), and would sometimes look like he lives in a cave. Other charateristics of a person called Jack include them getting in a bad mood from time-to-time, but would often have a great big smile!
Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
Jacks also may have a tendancy to listen to Spack Music
by Jack Spank9049 February 23, 2023
Get the Jackmug.