NPC

Someone who is very quiet and does not interact/socialise with other people (they may not even respond to you if you call their name or tap them on the shoulder
by Jack Spank9049 December 13, 2022
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Gavin

Gavin - a very funny, sometimes annoying but a very chatty bloke who may also be heavily against vegans
Gavin: "Fucking Vegans: they should be shot!"
by Jack Spank9049 August 25, 2023
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SO50 Gang

The most biggest, baddest, and most dangerous and terrifying gang of chavs to ever hit the streets!

Often seen grouping either outside Mcdonald's or KF, they are normally known for dressing in tracksuits, wearing surgical or balaclava masks, holding mini vaping conventions and terrorising the Eastleigh neighbours!

These people must also have a lot of doughnuts on them, as every time they are out and about, the boys in blue seem to show up and invite one or 2 of them to the local nick if they're lucky enough!
Spack No.2's work colleague: 'SO50 gang out in full swing again!'
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2023
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Fuck me!

1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end

2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation

3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
1. Fuck me!

2. Bus blown up in Eastleigh? Fuck me!

3. Fuck me! These brownies are good!
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
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#PTBAS

The abbreviation for Proud To Be a Spack

This term is used when ever someone is shit at maths, likes actual decent fucking music (Like The Strokes) and not some Chav body song, plays Warzone and Spanks them self on the leg reguarly.

A certified Spack may fall into some bad luck as well!
I cannot believe I was forced to listen to chav FM in my uncle's car and he wouldn't turn it over! #PTBAS
by Jack Spank9049 October 02, 2021
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