2 definitions by Jack Newhouse

Kobaining

When you are wanking your cock off into your own face until you ejaculate all over it, ingestion can be a part of it but is not necessary

What made me late for choir practice for the local church's nativity play was not that I was too busy practicing, I was actually busy Kobaining myself and had a lot of cleaning up to do. I needed to mouthwash before I could start singing.

by Jack Newhouse November 17, 2021

Kobaining

When you wank your cock off into your own face, usually with an arse in the air approach.

I was late to my great aunt Silvia's seventieth birthday party because I was too busy kobaining

by Jack Newhouse November 7, 2021