Jack Newhouse's definitions

Kobaining

When you wank your cock off into your own face, usually with an arse in the air approach.

I was late to my great aunt Silvia's seventieth birthday party because I was too busy kobaining

by Jack Newhouse November 7, 2021

Kobaining

When you are wanking your cock off into your own face until you ejaculate all over it, ingestion can be a part of it but is not necessary

What made me late for choir practice for the local church's nativity play was not that I was too busy practicing, I was actually busy Kobaining myself and had a lot of cleaning up to do. I needed to mouthwash before I could start singing.

by Jack Newhouse November 17, 2021