up the arse

The act of receiving anal sex

"that Daniella Westbrook takes it up the arse"

by Jack Flasher July 25, 2008

puds

A slang term for a girls menstrual cycle

"I've got my puds this week, and I'd promised Tam a ride. Thats our plans out the window"

by Jack Flasher July 07, 2005

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 07, 2005

nether garden

a polite term of phrase to indicate a ladies vagina

"Can I place my bulb in your nether garden"

by Jack Flasher July 07, 2005

whiffy finger

The smell on your finger when its been in the internal vacinity of a ladies nether garden.

"Have a sniff of my whiffy finger"

by Jack Flasher July 07, 2005