Definitions by Jack Fitzy

SLGS

Silly Little Guy Syndrome. A disease mostly found in men. Symptoms include randomly waking up with a cough in the morning. Also can include acting awkward around women, or overcompensating for something (can be anything). Sometimes only one or two symptoms are present. Everyone that has this is born with it but sometimes the symptoms come and go.

The female doctor revealed to Brian that his morning cough was a symptom of SLGS, immediately after some awkward small talk where she learned that he wears raised insoles and drives a Hummer.

SLGS by Jack Fitzy January 18, 2026

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

fartballs by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit 

The action of whipping someone with feces (of usually the solid form) in a sock.

Did you see Josh hit Bethany with an Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit at that party last night?

Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit by Jack Fitzy September 14, 2018