Jack Fitzy's definitions

fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit

The action of whipping someone with feces (of usually the solid form) in a sock.

Did you see Josh hit Bethany with an Ecuadorian Mud Biscuit at that party last night?

by Jack Fitzy September 14, 2018