like

(1) like = said (the first Valley Girl,popularized in a 1982 Frank Zappa song,swapped "like" for "said")
(2) word used in conversation to set up quotations

(3) word used as a stall tactic when they're not confident about what they're saying, akin to "uh" or "um", a space-filler in conversation to keep the other person from injecting into an otherwise-quiet space between thoughts; sometimes thought to be a sign of a poor vocabulary
(1) I'm like, `Gag me with a spoon' and she's like, `Oh my God!'

(2) He's, like, `Go ahead.'

(3) I'm like, thinking about taking my clothes off, but I'm like, on my period, and I'm thinking, like, does he want to 'do it' when Im, like, going to be bleeding all over, like, his cock....
by Jake February 18, 2004
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69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69
we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.
by Jake February 04, 2004
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Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)
She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco
by Jake March 26, 2004
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knuck flucker

One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
"I think Earl is a knuck flucker. I can hear the chickens..."
by JakE May 09, 2007
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crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
by Jake April 01, 2005
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furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels
Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?
by Jake May 09, 2003
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n00bing

One word- "camping"
Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.
by Jake May 07, 2004
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