JaKe's definitions
(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
Get the morning glorymug. Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa
by Jake May 13, 2005
Get the slutemug. by Jake March 31, 2005
Get the crapmug. When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.
by Jake June 30, 2004
Get the Little Bunny Foofoomug. 1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
by Jake December 16, 2004
Get the reverse-bitchmug. by Jake March 5, 2004
Get the triple triplemug. a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.
people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.
In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.
In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
by Jake January 29, 2004
Get the cordless phonemug.