Treatopia

The street where you walked your dog and he got a whole pile of treats from the store keepers, mail carriers and random passers buy.

After his walk through Treatopia, Mookie was so stuffed with dog biscuits he just sniffed at his dinner and laid down on the floor.

by JY 1991 March 20, 2021

preleve

To take Aleve before you do physical activity to avoid future pain

Having passed 40 and knowing he would be hurting later, he decide to preleve an hour before playing basketball

by JY 1991 October 04, 2018

Poopxotic

The fruitless, Don Quixote-like attempt to take a dump when you are completely constipated

I knew the hour I spent on the bowl was poopxotic, but as I hadn't gone in 3 days, I had to try.

by JY 1991 October 26, 2020

dehydrophobia

The fear of being dehydrated.

He boarded the airplane without a water bottle and when he realized it would be 45 minutes before the drink service, he suffered an acute case of dehydrophobia.

by JY 1991 October 04, 2018

Bingeover

The fatigue and cloudy mind you have the next day after staying up half the night binge watching a show when you have to get up early the next day despite not having a single drink

I stayed up to 3 AM watching the last 5 episodes of Season 2 of Game of Thrones and have a horrible bingeover.

by JY 1991 September 09, 2020

Parnald

Cheating at golf like Donald Trump by scoring yourself a par by not counting when you kicked your ball back inbounds, grounded your club in the trap, improved your lie in the fairway and took a 4 foot put as a gimme.

I broke 90 yesterday if you don't count my Parnald

by JY 1991 September 09, 2020