Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.
Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"
by JT Super Bad December 09, 2008
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Hpnotiq Pussy

A bomb-ass drink consisting of Hypnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hypno-Puss for short.
Jordan: "Shit, I been sippin on this Hypno-Puss all night I'm mad clawed."

Damian: "Same dog, that Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's go get some dro and play Madden

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"
by JT Super Bad December 09, 2008
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Man Tang

A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals.
by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007
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Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy
Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"
by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008
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spark it

Sparking it is when you look up information on Sparknotes. This is practiced by about 99% of all students sometime in their scholastic career
Me: "I didn't read for Mrs. V today... we have a quiz."

Friend: "Just Spark It, it has everything there."

Me: "Wow, thanks."
by JT Super Bad December 12, 2008
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Hpnotiq Pussy

An amazing drink consisting of Hpnotiq and Sour Puss Raspberry liqueurs. Called Hpno-Puss or HP for short. Originated in Shoreline, Washington
Jordan: "I been sippin on this Hpno-Puss all night, I'm boutsta P.O."

Damian: "Same dog. Hpnotiq Pussy will mess you up. Let's get some dro and play Madden.

Jordan: "Aight, I'll kill you at Madden, you suck."

Damian: "Yea, you're right"
by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007
mugGet the Hpnotiq Pussymug.

Man Tang

A male's butt. Commonly associated with homosexuals
by JT Super Bad December 09, 2008
mugGet the Man Tangmug.