JT Return of the Mack 9797's definitions

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

Shit the tub Danny Trejo’s

When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.

Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

Busted Hotlink

The look a chick gives you after she just farted or queefed and you heard it. And/or the look she gives you when you're pounding it hard as hell filling her full of air, then it finally releases making the same noise as a balloon deflating whizzing across the room, the look on her after that.

Bro, I was banging this chick hard as fuck and her pussy just gave up, queefed like a horn on a train arriving at a station. I looked at her confused and she just gave me the busted hotlink.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025

kuester egg

The act of having a butt plug inserted while going about your day as if everything was normal.

Dude, I think that chick is rockin a kuester egg. Look at the way she is walking.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 18, 2022

OOSMF

Out Of Shape Mother Fucker

“Fuck that OOSMF! You can’t be tellin’ me that mother fucker is in shape?”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 2, 2018

Marco'd

When you get beat up by younger crazy fat chick that you're dating. Specifically involves getting punched in the face, and possibly getting your vehicle damaged.

Bro, I hooked up with this broad from the bar. Took her home then she wen through my phone and found some texts from my ex. I got fuckin Marco'd bro. Had a shiner the next day and my side mirror was fucked up.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 24, 2025

Go To Hell Fat

A person that is so fat, that there’s no other place to go other than hell.

“That guy is straight go to Hell fat”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 2, 2018