5 definitions by JT Return of the Mack 9797

OOSMF

Out Of Shape Mother Fucker

“Fuck that OOSMF! You can’t be tellin’ me that mother fucker is in shape?”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

Go To Hell Fat

A person that is so fat, that there’s no other place to go other than hell.

“That guy is straight go to Hell fat”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018

Snizzle Footed

Term used for being drunk or intoxicated.

Man, I was straight snizzle footed last night.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 February 10, 2011

kuester egg

The act of having a butt plug inserted while going about your day as if everything was normal.

Dude, I think that chick is rockin a kuester egg. Look at the way she is walking.

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 19, 2022

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018