by JT Return of the Mack 9797 March 18, 2022
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 02, 2018
When you are with a female and her pussy is just terribly foul smelling. You finger her for a while until it looks like an Encharito. Then you immediately put your fingers in her mouth and wipe her nose with it so she can smell and taste what you have to deal with.
Bro, I was with this chick that smelled so bad, I had to give her an Encharito. Just so she could understand what I was dealing with.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 02, 2018
When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024
A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.
“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 03, 2018
The look a chick gives you after she just farted or queefed and you heard it. And/or the look she gives you when you're pounding it hard as hell filling her full of air, then it finally releases making the same noise as a balloon deflating whizzing across the room, the look on her after that.
Bro, I was banging this chick hard as fuck and her pussy just gave up, queefed like a horn on a train arriving at a station. I looked at her confused and she just gave me the busted hotlink.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 May 25, 2025