3 definition by JRod H.

The most beautiful ass known to mankind. So nice that it will in fact make a grown man cry.

Excessively large nipples; size is the only real marker for having slams but the darker the meat the slammy they are. Referring the fact that they look like solami.

1. The cops, po-po, State Patrol, rent-a-cops, anyone wearing a uniform that is willing to kick you out of an area, pull you over, or give you a ticket.

2. Extremely long nipples