JP the literary genius's definitions

fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

by JP the literary genius August 10, 2004

gravy legs

A result from the horrible dilemma of having a "gambler". Gravy legs would describe the unfortunate gambler who lost. This is then accompanied by a hot oatmeal sensation of poo pouring from their boxer shorts.

Ron wasn't sure if he was going to fart or shit. Unfortunately he lost the gamble and he had to drive all the way home with gravy legs.

by JP the literary genius August 12, 2004

lad lather

(see boy butter, man goo, guy gravy, dude drippings, cock snot, meat mayo)

After a night of passionate love making, Barry blew his hot lad lather on Rachel's back.

by JP the literary genius August 12, 2004