JOhn's definitions

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

hazarl

A man who is confused with his life, lossed, dead, people who change their names for no reason, wishes he were a woman.

Im a hazarl
That girl likes a hazarl.
Man Im glad I aint a hazarl

by John March 15, 2005

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

rafita

A person who commits "rafaeladas"

connect PS2 device to AT port

by John March 16, 2005

Taste the rainbow

Act of eating a woman out while she is on her period.

Unable to control his blood fetish gary tasted sally's rainbow.

by John March 17, 2005

Pachuka

A thin stick like instrument used to clean resin/tar out of the cone piece of a bong.

Man, you got a pachuka? This billy is blocked...

by John May 13, 2005