JOhn's definitions

Metrosexual

n. a male that is straight (heterosexual) but appreciates the gay culture and gets in touch with his feminene side. (metro, metrosexuality)

Don't be trippin wit' Clay Aiken off a American IDol. He ain't gay, he a metrosexual.

by John November 1, 2003

diaper

a white fabric that turms me on!!

white fabric aww aww

by john November 2, 2003

fart

Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

by john November 8, 2003

The Sims

a video game where you can get people to do almost ANYTHING
but be carful with the wife she is pretty strict.

the sims pc

by john November 9, 2003

tots

Breasts

She's got a nice set of tots.

by John November 9, 2003

shit brick

The term used in the 17th century for the shape (object) horse manure form when loaded into wagons to be moved out of stables

That's a quite large shitbrick you're moving.

by John November 9, 2003

Full Walton

1. Standard combination of ui controls in which Add and Remove buttons are positioned between list boxes of available and selected values. Archaic.
2. Depression-type poverty.

1. Do we really need a Full bloody Walton hoggin' up all the real estate?
2. Ever since the dot-com collapse, my finances have gone full Walton on me.

by John November 11, 2003