JOhn's definitions

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Gnome

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer

Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.

by John October 11, 2004

homie

the people u dont turn ur back on

tupac and biggie,50cent and jarule

by john March 22, 2007

Chronic24

An unskilled Runescape clan-leader who loses all his items periodically, then asks his clan members to donate to him so he can get back on his feet.

Also prays and teleports away from The Alliance clans.

A complete noob.

Chronic24 is undoubtedly a complete noob.

by John April 14, 2005

Gentleman Theif

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most

You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif

by John November 15, 2004

booty

the name of my mean dork like gf's cat.

my gf has a great booty. Wat u mean her or the cat

by John November 13, 2004