JOhn's definitions

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004

Gordo Magnifico!!

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat

Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!

by John January 31, 2004

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 1, 2004

irish

The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.

Have you any Irish in you?
Not tonight,no

by John February 2, 2004

snap

A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.

1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"

by John February 2, 2004

taht

a misspelling of "that" that no one bothers to correct. Commonly occurrs in instant messaging conversations

i never saw taht show i should watch it sometime...

by John February 2, 2004