dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005

nasal

Nasal intercourse where a man sticks his penis in the womans nose

Push for nasal! Everybody must get nasal!

by Joe January 16, 2005

ass mealo

something that looks like thomas

looks like thomas

by Joe December 04, 2003

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 05, 2004

light green

paper money

"i got some light green in my pockets."

by joe May 01, 2004

nextel bitch

a hot cellular phone that lets you two-way people and make fun of them gerat phones and a grate service bitch

Bianca two wayed sara from her nextel bitch and made fun of her

by joe February 10, 2005

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005