Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JOSH

Lumpy

A term for a rich bitch that thinks hes a gangster, often dresses like hes black and has the lingo of a black person.

Chad is such a lumpy,he dresses in g-unit and hes white!

by Josh May 7, 2005

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Hellacopter

The process of swinging your dick around in circles making it appear as a helicopter to those watching.

The ladies were impressed by the speed of my hellacopters blade

by josh November 20, 2003

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DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

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Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.

"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."

by Josh November 7, 2004

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