JOSH's definitions

fruit-basket

a flamboyantly gay homo

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

lmb

acronym for lick my balls

you can lmb while i tea bag you

by josh August 7, 2003

divachik513

A fucking bitch who doesn't let her boyfriends have any friends.

Stop being a divachik513 and pissing my fucking friends off!

by Josh June 27, 2004

sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

by josh March 26, 2004