JOHN's definitions
A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.
by John July 17, 2003
Get the Imports Suck ASSmug. a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick
by John March 6, 2003
Get the dustachemug. by John September 5, 2003
Get the schlediummug. by John December 8, 2003
Get the Southtownmug. This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.
by John December 20, 2003
Get the retail managermug. Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
by John August 24, 2004
Get the Wet Wondermug. by John March 11, 2004
Get the beaver titsmug.